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Saturday, July 12, 2014

Splinters in her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville,
 WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
 tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so
 she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
 encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

 In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground
 and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she
hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get
all the splinters.

 The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told
 her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could
 help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and
then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
 Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
 Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
 "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry,
 but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.

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