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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Vanessa."
"Sir, Vanessa is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone 
else", said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Vanessa."

Just then, Vanessa appeared and announced
to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Vanessa, 

and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Vanessa.

Vanessa explained that no one had ever come back
two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Vanessa, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for

a third consecutive night, but he paid Vanessa and they went upstairs.
After their session, Vanessa said to the man,
"No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, " New Brunswick ...."

"Really," she said. "I have family in   New Brunswick ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me 
to give you your $15,000.00 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:        
                       1. Death
                       2. Taxes
                       3. Being screwed by a lawyer!