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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Blond Pilots Last Words

The Blond Pilot

A blond is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies..

She is frantic and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.  And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath.. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me:

Our Father who art in Heaven...