Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex
One said, "think I enjoy the "rodeo" position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What
is it ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her
behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
Ok Im not running for mayor. LOL