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Friday, October 19, 2012

Good News: Miss Peggy Converts to Islam
October 19, 2012

Jedda – Saudi Arabia, 10/19/2012
ISL News

Our beloved Miss Peggy is a believer in the “Religion of Peace” now. The news was confirmed by prince Ali Al Saud; a distant cousin of the current king of Saudi Arabia. Prince Ali has been dating the beautiful piglet for a while. Miss Peggy, when in the USA insisted that Islam is a religion of war and violence. When asked by a reporter for a comment on what president Bush said when he said the “Islam is a religion of peace”, miss Peggy’s reply was a huge laugh and a loud Peggy snorkle.
In the last two years, miss Peggy  was going up in age and feeling that she is not the young beautiful chick she was one day, started dating prince Ali of Arabia. This matter was kept “Hush Hush” by the Saudi royals. They feared Ali was putting their good name to the pig waste yard. Miss Peggy, two months ago, went to Saudi Arabia, with her fiance, now husband, prince Ali, to visit his family.
Miss Peggy insisted on refusing Islam until the Friday Jum’aa prayer. In a big mosque of Jedda, that Friday, miss Peggy went to the Jum’aa prayer, then she had to wait to watch and enjoy the beheadings and cutting of limbs festivities that take place in the Mosque’s yard. After that “Joyous” occasion, ISL news learned that Miss Peggy said the “Shahada” while trembling and shaking and crying violently.
Miss Peggy now is the 4th pious wife of prince Ali. She plans to do Hajj this year, even though the happy couple is expecting their first litter later this year.
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