A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is
looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he
is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
A U..S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way
behind us....in the USA (almost 2 years ago) we grabbed a person with no brains,
no heart, and no balls.....we made him President of the United States,
and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"