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Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Devil Allows Three Phone Calls From Hell

The Devil


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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The

devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished

the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin

writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is

finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so

she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got

to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama

took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."